Why should you get to know good2bequeen?

A few simple truths about little old me:

My favorite pastimes are watching sci fi movies and kissing.

I will make you laugh.

I won’t make you feel stupid.

I was valedictorian of my high school class (REALLY).

I recycle.

I won’t complain when you leave the seat up.

I don't care that you go out with the guys.

I won't make you go shopping with me.

I'll save everything you ever give me.

The only drama I have any part of is on TV.

I try not to pick my nose or butt in public.

I’m really good at sneaking food into the movies.

I have never stabbed anyone.

I can count to 100 by ones, fives, tens and twenties.

I've never been on Jerry Springer.

I get a new toothbrush every time the blue wears down.

I know that objects in the mirror are larger than they appear.

I've never failed a survey.

I love it when your mustache tickles my nose.

I pass gas.

I know the difference between they're, their, and there.

I know the proper use of apostrophe's.

I can change a flat tire all by myself.

I'm really good at making lists.

I'm not repetitive or redundant.

I like solving things - puzzles, word scramble, trivia games, those twisty metal puzzles, everything except Rubik's cube!

I don't want to be a pioneer. (Gasp!)

I want to learn a skill and be on the RBC. (That's more like it!)

Oh, yeah, I'm going to be right up front. Okay, here goes.........I am a large woman. No, I mean LARGE - I am 5'10" and over 250 pounds. (Believe me, I hate my being fat more than you ever will. Not to worry, though, I am working on it as you read this.) I think it is sad that people can't see past the physical but even I am the same way. I have certain physical characteristics that I prefer in men such as - a big, bushy mustache, 6 feet or more tall, big, rough manly hands, long legs - but I can do without some of that if I find the one with the right heart.

She describes her ideal match thus:

Please take the following quiz. Be sure to read all the way to the bottom first before answering the questions.

1. Are you a good ol' boy? (If you don't know what that is, you aren't one.)

2. Do you know where your local Kingdom Hall is located?

3. What is God's name?

4. How many planets are there in the solar system?

5. Do you know how to change the oil in a car?

6. How often do you shower?

7. Can you read?

8. Do you like food? If so, what kind?

9. The average woman would like a man who:

a. hangs up his wet towel
b. picks up his underwear & socks
c. puts his dirty dishes in the dishwasher
d. is hopelessly romantic
e. all of the above

10. Is it okay to pass gas in public?

LOL - Let's have some fun!