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Modified: More than 6 months ago

Online: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
United States
Location:
Salt Lake City, Utah, United States
Gender:
Male
Age:
34
Height:
5' 10" (178cm)
Body Type:
A few extra pounds
Looks:
Very Attractive
Hair Colour:
Dark Blonde
Eye Colour:
Blue-Green
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Spanish
Religion:
Jehovah's Witness
Serving As:
Publisher
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Current University / College Student
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Engineering
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in North America
Location:
Anywhere in North America
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
18 - 50
Height:
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 8" (173cm)
Body Type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Jehovah's Witness
Serving As:
Any
Marital Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Non-Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

I am horribly depressed and feel like slitting my carotid arteries to put myself out of my misery. I like to eat babies in my spare time.

I take great joy in telling the unfaithful that their eyes will be pecked out by the carrion birds during the final days in the glorious battle of Armageddon when Jehovah crushes everybody before his might.

The elders tell me that if I do not quit my crack addiction that they will have no choice but to disfellowship me. Please, I am desperate and need someone to help me hide my stash of crack so that they will not find it when they come to my house. They don't know that I eat babies though.

About His Ideal Match

My ideal match would be someone that is willing to help me cover my tracks so that I do not get disfellowshipped.

More About Him

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