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sistakia33

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41Divorced (Free to Remarry)Tucson, Arizona, United States

Profile Modified: 20 February 2010

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About Her

Country of Origin: United States
Current Location: Tucson, Arizona, United States
Gender: Female
Age: 41
Height: 5' 2" (157cm)
Body Type: A few extra pounds
Looks: Attractive
Hair Colour: Dark Brown
Eye Colour: Brown
Ethnicity: Black/African; Indian
Home Language: Ask me later
Other Languages: Ask me later
Religion: Jehovah's Witness
Serving As: Publisher
Marital Status: Divorced (Free to Remarry)
Relationship Types: Just penpals; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities
Have Children: Yes, living with me
Want Children: Ask me later
Eating Habits: Eat healthily
Smoking Habits: Non-Smoker
Drinking Habits: Occasional Drinker
Education: Some University / College
Occupation: Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income: Ask me later
 

Her Narratives

Why should you get to know sistakia33?

Yeah,
I'm sorry, but I'm currently only interested in men that have been divorced ten years and are as angry now with their ex-wives as they were when they signed their divorced papers. I need a man secure enough to blame his ex-wife for everything that ever went wrong in his life. Yes, I bet she is the reason why the economy is bad, H1N1 is so deadly, and Memphis probably won't make it to the play offs again this year!
If you are willing to admit some responsibility for the failure of your last six divorces, I'm sorry we really have NOTHING to share with one another.

I'm looking for the special someone who believes a date should consist of us either going dutch or me picking up the check. And if you're not going to wait for me to turn around so you can slip the waitresses tip into your pocket, then I don't understand why we're even talking!


If you need money to get your eight-track player out the pawn shop, to pay your child support, or to put braces on your gold fish, then baby where have YOU been all my life? On the other hand, if you can pay at least most of your bills every month, and you don't have to share a bus pass with your mama, I just can not imagine what we would have in common!


Oh and most importantly, I need a man that has as many aliases as I have hairs on my head! I want you to be able to respond to whatever name I call you! I know this way we can keep our relationship fresh! A man that uses the name his parents gave him his whole life is obviously way to stable and trustworthy for me!

And last but not least, if you aren't copying and pasting the same lies to every woman on this site, then you need to ask yourself what's wrong with you? Women don't need honesty and respect! Why would you think that we want to hear something truthful and heartfelt?


(Yes, I have finally decided to embrace the fact that one of these jerks I'm making tonge-in-cheek remarks about is probably my one true love so I have decided to just embrace the crazy and get on with my day!)

She describes her ideal match thus:

At the end of the day, I just want someone that is considerate enough to WRITE BACK! Yes, you too brother! You may be cute but who cares if you're a jerk!

Okay, a few other cool things...knows how to put the toilet seat back down...
Hears and listens...
Forgives...forgets...but not just his mistakes!
Only picks his nose when he has a tissue handy...
Smiles and laughs... and not just at television
As wise as he is smart... but not a smart a.. or a wise a..
Willing to try new things.... especially in...
Knows how to be with someone and not just his ex-wife!
Picks up a book...and not just to balance stick it under a wobbly table (doesn't mind reading with me too!)
Flexible! Yes I mean that way too!
And knows that love begins with self...without that, you can't love anyone else. And that's just real!

 

About Her Ideal Match

Country of Origin: Anywhere in the World
Current Location: (Slightly important) Anywhere in North America
Gender: Male
Age Range: (Decidedly important) 35 - 52
Height: (Moderately important) 5' 8" (172cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body Type: Any
Looks: (Moderately important) Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour: Any
Eye Colour: Any
Has Photo: Moderately important
Ethnicity: Any
Home Language: Any
Other Languages: Any
Religion: (Non-negotiable) Jehovah's Witness
Serving As: (Non-negotiable) Publisher; Auxiliary Pioneer; Regular Pioneer; Missionary; Ministerial Servant; Elder; Bethelite
Marital Status: (Non-negotiable) Single; Divorced; Widowed; Divorced (Free to Remarry)
Have Children: Any
Want Children: Any
Eating Habits: Any
Smoking Habits: (Non-negotiable) Non-Smoker
Drinking Habits: (Decidedly important) Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker
Education: Any
Occupation: Any
Income: Any
 

More About Her

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style: Long; It has its moods
Facial Hair: None / not applicable
Eyesight: I wear contacts
Disabilities: I have none
Fashion Sense: Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite Clothing: My trusty pair of jeans
Personality Traits
Personality Traits: Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Optimistic; Outrageous; Stable
Sense of Humour: Witty
Valued Qualities: Compassion; Contentment; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Kindness; Patience; Humour; Faithfulness; Chemistry; Sexiness
Intelligence: Intelligent
Ruled by: The heart
Party Behaviour: An average mingler
Leisure & Entertainment
Pastimes of choice: Pursuing a hobby
Music Preferences: Classical; Dance / Disco; Instrumental; Jazz; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Rock; World
Reading: There's nothing better
Books: Best-sellers; Fiction; Mystery; Non-fiction; Self-help; Travel; Sci-Fi
TV Habits: I watch a few favourite shows each week
TV Shows: Documentaries; Dramas; Sci-Fi; Action/Adventure; Cartoons; Nature/Wildlife
Movie Frequency: Occasionally or irregularly
Movie Preferences: Action; Art Films; Cult Classics; Mystery; Sci-Fi
Dating & Relationships
Date Activities: A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Meeting for coffee; Walking on the beach
Sports, Hobbies & Interests
Sport Involvement: Watching from the couch
Sports: Athletics; Basketball; Bowling; Chess; Running; Walking; Weight training; Aerobics; Body building
Interests: Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living; Making Music; Photography; Reading; Singing; Surfing the Internet; Writing poetry; Writing books
Work & Lifestyle
Pace of Life: Manageable
Time at Work: I work at home
Cooking: I really enjoy cooking
Dining Out: I eat out a few times a month
Cuisine: Doesn't matter; British; Chinese; Fast food; Greek; Seafood; Vegetarian
Family Size: I've got brothers and sisters
Family Closeness: My friends are my main family
Time Online: I'm online more than I'm offline
Likes & Dislikes
Favourite Colour: Red
Animals: I like animals
Pets (Like): Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike): Bird(s); Rodent(s)
Dreams, Aspirations & Goals
Dream Home: Beach house
Retirement Plans: Finally writing that novel
Religious Background & Activity
Religious Attendance: I try to attend all weekly meetings/services without fail
Baptized Jehovah's Witness for: More than 20 years
Monthly Service Hours: 6-10 hours
Home Bible Studies: None, but I would like to have one :-)
Disfellowship: I was disfellowshipped, but I am now reinstated
Disfellowshipped Family Members: No
Family Members: Most of my family members are Jehovah's Witnesses
Honesty: Extremely
 
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