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Modified: 28 September 2016

Online: 28 September 2016

About Him

Country of Origin:
Australia
Location:
Ararat, Victoria, Australia
Gender:
Male
Age:
61
Height:
161cm (5' 3.4")
Body Type:
Disabled
Looks:
Below Average
Hair Colour:
Balding
Eye Colour:
Grey
Ethnicity:
Asian
Home Language:
Chinese
Other Languages:
English
Religion:
Jehovah's Witness
Serving As:
Currently not serving
Marital Status:
Widowed
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Heavy Smoker
Drinking:
Heavy Drinker
Education:
Technical Diploma
Occupation:
Administrative / Secretarial
Income:
Struggling

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Ararat (Victoria, Australia)
Gender:
Female; Male
Age Range:
20 - 81
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Curvaceous
Looks:
Average; Below Average
Hair Colour:
Balding
Eye Colour:
Grey; Hazel
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Jehovah's Witness
Serving As:
Any
Marital Status:
Separated; Widowed; Divorced (Free to Remarry)
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Regular Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

I am very cool and pray a lot I also drink a lot and smoke a lot, I also fart loudly when I am bored.
Just come and get me

About His Ideal Match

Anyone who can fart louder than me and looks like shit first thing in the morning and last thing at night.
Drinker or smoker not essential

More About Him

Religious Background & Activity
Baptized Jehovah's Witness for:
1-5 years
Monthly Service Hours:
More than 20 hours
Home Bible Studies:
None, but I would like to have one :-)
Disfellowship:
I have never been disfellowshipped
Disfellowshipped Family Members:
No
Family Members:
None of my family members is currently a Jehovah's Witness
Religious Attendance:
Once a week
More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body Hair:
Hairy
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Fashion Sense:
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional)
Disabilities:
I have a mental condition
Hair Style:
Disappearing
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The heart
Party Behaviour:
The life of the party
Personality Traits:
Intelligent
Valued Qualities:
Virginity
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Black
Favourite Clothing:
I'm most comfortable naked
Date Activities:
Meeting for drinks
Cuisine:
Asian Fusion; Pub Grub; Thai; Vietnamese
Music Preferences:
Reggae
Books:
Fantasy; Religious; Self-help
TV Shows:
Cartoons
Movie Preferences:
Black & White / Silent; Cult Classics; Horror
Interests:
Meditation; Singing; Writing poetry
Sports:
Archery; Bungee jumping; Darts; Fencing; Hang- / Paragliding; Martial arts; Shooting; Wrestling
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Disorganised
Time at Work:
I don't work
Pastimes of choice:
Napping
Time Online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Dining Out:
I eat out 7 days a week
TV Habits:
My TV is never off
Movie Frequency:
Several times a week
Sport Involvement:
Bored to death
Animals:
I like them Well Done
Family Size:
I've lost count
Family Closeness:
I don't speak to my family
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
Reading:
There's nothing better
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Have):
Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Other
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Fire the boss
Dream Home:
Tent in the woods
Retirement Plans:
Doing volunteer work
Honesty:
Extremely
Feelings about using JWMatch:
Optimistic; Excited