41 – Boise, Idaho, United States

I am conceited. I have tried to be humble, but it isn't me. It isn't my fault...

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
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Boise, Idaho, United States
6' 3" (191cm)
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Jehovah's Witness
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I am conceited. I have tried to be humble, but it isn't me. It isn't my fault that I was born good looking instead of rich. So I might as well just embrace it. Point of fact, I have more ladies to pick from than I know what to do with. I am athletic, funny, smart, good with kids and dogs. I am going to have one of the coolest jobs in the world when I graduate in about 2 years. I will be working with professional athletes. I am posting on here because I am curious as to what type of lady would respond to a dude online, sight unseen. I guess any reply is technically sight unseen as you could post any pic you really want on here. It is kind of creepy ya know? Anyhow, I float on the edge, I don't really ascociate myself with the Witnesses even though I was raised as one. However, there is never a shortage of witness girls that are willing to go out with me. I could never figure that out.

About His Ideal Match

What am I looking for? I have allready found what I was looking for. It was Jesus. I just thought he would have been taller and had a better sense of humor. Does it really matter what I put here? If I post my picture up here I will be inundated with chubby, middle aged, divorced, single moms emailing me. That is what happened last time. I mean I face the same dillema that some of these 18 year old girls have. They get these ancient dudes with pot bellies emailing them, thinking they have a chance. I get the same thing, fat, middle-aged, divorced, women. I mean I work out religiously, I have a nice physique, I am pursuing a career that puts me in direct contact with elite athletes. You think I am gonna be down with some fat lazy woman? Craziness.
I want a lady who is confident, smarter than I, athletic, funny, loves animals, Loves getting dirty, DURTY!! So there you have it. Let's see what you got. Oh and to the chick who was stealing comedic one liners from my previous posts: "You are so lame! Come up with your own material, you freak!"

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