lampshadesrule

41 – DeBeque, Massachusetts, United States

I am a well proportioned 410 lb. man, people often tell me I carry my weight...

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
United States
Location:
DeBeque, Massachusetts, United States
Gender:
Male
Age:
41
Height:
6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body Type:
A few extra pounds
Looks:
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Hair Colour:
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Eye Colour:
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Ethnicity:
Other
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Spanish
Religion:
Jehovah's Witness
Serving As:
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Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Friends; Open to possibilities
Have Children:
Yes, living with me
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
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Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Non-Drinker
Education:
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Occupation:
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Income:
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In His Own Words

About Him

I am a well proportioned 410 lb. man, people often tell me I carry my weight well. Have you ever seen a really fat baby with many creases? Well I too have these creases and I need someone to care for the sometimes odiferous consequences of such creases. My hobbies include modifiying lampshades to make hats (fun!!!). Really anything will do. I just want to have fun with someone who will love me for me, I'll make you a hat!!!!

About His Ideal Match

I need someone who is overweight like me- I love the fat baby look(adorable). Also someone who loves arts and crafts! If you have a big stockpile of ribbons and beads even better. I just want somebody to hang out with for personal hygiene reasons, it really is hard to clean myself alone. I also have this lampshade club and so far only my grandma and me are members so.... I swear I'm more fun than a barrel of silver back gorillas!

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