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49 – Southwark (Colab Towers) [SE1], London, England

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Goatlike

49 – Southwark (Colab Towers) [SE1], London, England

Standup Comedian telling you JW jokes

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Online: 24 July 2025

Modified: 24 July 2025

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In His Own Words

About Him

I grew up as 4rt generation JW. (But with the current understanding I am probably a part of the 1st overlapping generation)

I am curently doing "doomsday comedy" as a standup comedian in London, actually the same weekend as the convention in London ExCel.

I am one of 4 comedians that grew up as Jehovah Witnesses and are now doing comedy about being in the religion

I served almost 10 years as a pioneer, and have also served on 4 different bethels. I stopped attending meeting a few years ago after the "Australian Royal Commission case study 29".

About His Ideal Match

You must be intelligent and enjoy humor, even if the truth might hurt our feelings.

Laughter is the best medicine

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About Him

Country of Origin:
Sweden
Location:
Southwark (Colab Towers) [SE1], London, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
49
Height:
6' 3" (191cm)
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Dark Blonde
Eye Colour:
Blue
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Norwegian
Other Languages:
Danish; English; Polish; Russian; Spanish; Swedish
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious
Serving As:
Currently not serving
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Friends; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Non-Drinker
Education:
High / secondary school
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Enough

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
30 - 40
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Other; Curvaceous; Full figured
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Moderately important
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Danish; English; Finnish; French; German; Norwegian; Polish; Romanian; Russian; Spanish; Swedish
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Spiritual, but not religious; Jehovah's Witness
Serving As:
Currently not serving; None / Not applicable
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed; Divorced (Free to Remarry)
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Administrative / Secretarial; Food Services; Labour / Construction; Medical / Dental; Self-employed; Teacher / Professor; Technical / Science / Engineering; Other; Agriculture
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More About Him

Religious Background & Activity
Baptized Jehovah's Witness for:
More than 20 years
Monthly Service Hours:
More than 100 hours
Home Bible Studies:
None
Disfellowship:
I am currently disfellowshipped
Disfellowshipped Family Members:
Yes
Jehovah's Witnesses Family Members:
Most of my family members are Jehovah's Witnesses
Religious Attendance:
I sometimes attend meetings/services
More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Disappearing
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Facial Hair:
I have a moustache
Body Hair:
Light
Disabilities:
I have none
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Goofy
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party Behaviour:
The life of the party
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Faithfulness
Fashion Sense:
Outdoorsy (I'm usually dressed for the bush)
Favourite Colour:
Green
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
Going out dancing
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Gospel / Religious; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Latin; Muzak; New Age; Pop / Top 40; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; Rock; World
Reading:
I enjoy it
Books:
Business; Fiction; Self-help
TV Habits:
There're several shows I watch regularly
TV Shows:
Documentaries
Movie Frequency:
Never
Movie Preferences:
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Independent; Romance; War; Westerns
Interests:
Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living; Making Music; Meditation; Painting; Singing; Woodworking
Sport Involvement:
A professional athlete
Sports:
Canoeing; Dancesport; Hiking; Hunting; Ice Hockey; Ice Skating; Shooting; Walking
Food
Cooking:
I love it!
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a week
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at Work:
I work at home
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time with the family
Time Online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Family Size:
I've lost count
Family Closeness:
I don't speak to my family
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Dream Home:
Eco home in the bush
Retirement Plans:
Backpacking around the globe
Feelings about using JWMatch:
Optimistic
Honesty:
Extremely