Coleslaw423

32 – Gainesville, Florida, United States

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Modified: 27 November 2016

Online: Monday

About Her

Country of Origin:
United States
Location:
Gainesville, Florida, United States
Gender:
Female
Age:
32
Height:
5' 7" (170cm)
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Other
Religion:
Jehovah's Witness
Serving As:
Publisher
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Non-Drinker
Education:
Associates degree
Occupation:
Agriculture
Income:
Enough

About Her Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Male
Age Range:
18 - 40
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Jehovah's Witness
Serving As:
Any
Marital Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About Her

Well, untill I come up with some amazing eye catching profile to knock people off their feet.... Some basic likes/dislikes, and generic idiosyncratic information to help you form a somewhat appropriate anylazation of my personal traits and characteristics, supplied without any actual knowledge of me as a living breathing entitiy, and of course accepting the fact that the quotient of truth I am anonymously supplying to you is in fact, the actual formation of my consciousness, and not some ideal that I have projected to make myself seem a more viable candidate or to apeal to a broader range of people. I mean, this is a dating site, obviously we're on here for a reason....so... who would lie? :)



I would describe myself as pretty average overall, I'm reserved, well behaved, and quiet. I Have a few main interests that keep me occupied, but mostly just caught up doing the daily stuff, work, school, keeping my cat fed, learning to harness the infinate power of my imagination to create a better reality for myself,....one day..... one..day... doing my laundry, baking....


Also,intelligible gibberish aside, and on a serious note: If you actually want to know anything about me, i'm always open to good conversation about a variety of subjects, and I would genuinely like to make a connection with someone. I am always looking to meet new friends, and am hoping to make a few acquaintances overseas, since I am planning a trip abroad next summer. It would be nice to be able to visit a few congregations and visit local brothers and sisters while i'm sightseeing. :)

About Her Ideal Match

Um, well... it just made me check like a zillion boxes, choosing a bunch of random traits and characteristics, purreeing that into one giant Rubiks cube model of my dream match. Now they want me to write a narrative about how wicked awesome my Prince Charming is gonna be, and how he'de better learn to Pole-vault in order to reach my sky high, bloated expectations...sheesh... filling out my tax forms is less tedious, and atleast i'm usually assured of a positive outcome in that situation... :)

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By The Way... Hi!, How are ya?!?!

More About Her

Religious Background & Activity
Baptized Jehovah's Witness for:
6-10 years
Home Bible Studies:
None, but I would like to have one :-)
Disfellowship:
I have never been disfellowshipped
Disfellowshipped Family Members:
Yes
JW Family Members:
Some of my family members are Jehovah's Witnesses
Religious Attendance:
I try to attend all weekly meetings/services without fail
More Physical Characteristics
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Fashion Sense:
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels)
Hair Style:
Medium
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality Traits:
Cautious; Easy going; Intelligent; Moody; Optimistic; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Shy; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Compassion; Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Self-control
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Black
Favourite Clothing:
Shorts & a T-shirt
Date Activities:
Attending a sporting event; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee
Cuisine:
Doesn't matter
Music Preferences:
Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Opera; Pop / Top 40
Books:
Business; Fantasy; Fiction; History; Non-fiction; Science / Technology; Self-help; Travel
TV Shows:
Cartoons; Comedy/Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; News
Movie Preferences:
Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Auto repair; Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Gardening; Photography; Reading
Sports:
American Football; Baseball; Basketball; Bowling; Camping; Canoeing; Dancesport; Fencing; Fishing; Ice Hockey; Inline / Roller skating; Pool; Soccer; Softball; Swimming; Tennis; Volleyball; Weight training; Wrestling
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Stressed
Time at Work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Visiting a museum or gallery
Time Online:
Once or twice a week
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Dining Out:
I only eat out on special occasions
TV Habits:
I don't have a TV
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Sport Involvement:
An active participant
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Family Size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family Closeness:
We're very close
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
Reading:
I love it
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Have):
Cat(s)
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Dog(s); Fish; Rodent(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Reptile(s)
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Work fewer hours
Dream Home:
Cabin in the mountains
Retirement Plans:
Living in a quiet cabin in the woods
Honesty:
Extremely
Feelings about using JWMatch:
Hopeful; Curious