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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Chorley [BL3], Lancashire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
36
Height:
5' 5" (165cm)
Body Type:
Disabled
Looks:
Beauty contest winner
Hair Colour:
Blonde
Eye Colour:
Blue
Ethnicity:
Latino/Hispanic
Home Language:
Arabic
Other Languages:
Japanese; Tamil; Urdu; Zulu
Religion:
Jehovah's Witness
Serving As:
Regular Pioneer
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Marriage; Offer a free Home Bible Study
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Kosher
Smoking:
Heavy
Drinking:
Heavy Drinker
Education:
Haven't completed high / secondary school
Occupation:
Food Services
Income:
On Welfare/Benefits

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in Europe
Location:
Within 60 miles of postcode district BL3 (Bolton)
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Disabled
Looks:
Beauty contest winner
Hair Colour:
Dark Blonde; Dark Brown; Red; Greying
Eye Colour:
Blue-Green; Brown; Hazel
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Black/Caribbean
Home Language:
Arabic; Filipino / Tagalog; Hindi; Japanese
Other Languages:
Arabic; Chinese; Danish; Japanese; Korean; Tamil
Religion:
Jehovah's Witness
Serving As:
Publisher; Ministerial Servant; Elder
Marital Status:
Widowed
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
Yes
Daily Diet:
Halaal
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Heavy; Trying to Quit
Drinking:
Non-Drinker
Education:
PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Food Services
Income:
On Welfare/Benefits
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

Because I'm rocking a 9inch beast. My ex once compared it to Noah's ark, I was getting chicks two by two! If you know what I mean. Also if you invite me round to your hall I promise not to steal anything or touch your pets in appropriately.

About His Ideal Match

Anyone who'll have me, 2-4 legs I take anything I can get really. My last relationship was with my neighbours goat called Gavin, anyrhing is a step up from that really.

More About Him

Religious Background & Activity
Baptized Jehovah's Witness for:
More than 50 years
Monthly Service Hours:
More than 100 hours
Home Bible Studies:
5 or more
Disfellowship:
I am currently disfellowshipped
Disfellowshipped Family Members:
Yes
JW Family Members:
Some of my family members are Jehovah's Witnesses
Religious Attendance:
Once a week
More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
I have a moustache
Body Hair:
Hairy
Eyesight:
I wear bifocals
Fashion Sense:
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional)
Disabilities:
I'm an amputee; I am HIV positive
Hair Style:
Disappearing
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Campy
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
A wallflower
Personality Traits:
Outspoken; Wild & Crazy
Valued Qualities:
Virginity
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Pink
Favourite Clothing:
I'm most comfortable naked
Date Activities:
Going out dancing
Cuisine:
Vietnamese
Music Preferences:
Opera; Reggae
Books:
Romance
TV Shows:
Soap operas; Talk shows
Movie Preferences:
Romance
Interests:
Computer & video games; Computer programming; Knitting; Pottery; Sewing; Singing; Surfing the Internet; Woodworking
Sports:
American Football; Backgammon; Birdwatching; Hang- / Paragliding; Wrestling
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Stressed
Time at Work:
What's work?
Pastimes of choice:
Playing with my pet
Time Online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Cooking:
I can't or won't cook
Dining Out:
I eat out 7 days a week
TV Habits:
I don't have a TV
Movie Frequency:
Never
Sport Involvement:
Not involved at all
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Family Size:
I've lost count
Family Closeness:
We're dysfunctional
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
Reading:
I hate it
Dietary Restrictions:
Diabetic; Gluten-free; Lactose-free; Sugar-free; Carb-free
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Fire the boss
Dream Home:
Tent in the woods
Retirement Plans:
At home with a good book
Honesty:
Extremely
Feelings about using JWMatch:
Nervous; Hopeful; Optimistic; Excited