In His Own Words
About Him
[removed] Rule #1. Be between 25 & 40. 2. Have a little experience in the world, but still love Jehovah. 2. Don’t tell me how much Jehovah means to you on a daily basis, and that he’s the most important thing to you in the world. If that’s true, it will be evident in your actions. 3. Don’t have bipolar disorder, Schizophrenia, or suffer from depression. 4 Don’t take any of our problems to the elders every week unless it’s a serious problem. 5. Be funny. 6 Laugh at my dad jokes. 7. Most importantly. Be honest about who you are. 8. Have a Car that’s not going to be repossessed in a month. 9. Have a job. If you have to relocate, expect to work said job. Or find another. 10. Have your own medical insurance. 11. Don’t take money you see laying around, that isn’t yours, don’t use my CC to buy 4000.00 earrings on the sneak with money I don’t have. 11. And finally, be willing to sign a prenup. I’m sorry, but I married a sister from this site who did nothing but try and destroy me financially, legally, emotionally, and spiritually. If marriage is a contract between you, myself, and Jehovah. We may as well make it legal. Agreed? Good day or evening to you 😬 I really am a funny brother. I just won’t ever be burned again. I’ve been baptized 35 years and I’m set in my ways. Any questions? Let them fly!
About His Ideal Match
I want to find somebody who is true to themselves and even more importantly, truthful with others. I don’t like being lied to.
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
United States | |
Location: |
Springfield (Republic), Missouri | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
55 | |
Height: |
5' 11" (180cm) | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair Colour: |
Greying | |
Eye Colour: |
Blue | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Jehovah's Witness | |
Serving As: |
Publisher | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced (Free to Remarry) | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want Children: |
Ask me later | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
High / secondary school | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Missouri | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
18 - 48 | ||
Height: |
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 11" (181cm) | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home Language: |
English | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Jehovah's Witness | ||
Serving As: |
Publisher; Auxiliary Pioneer; Regular Pioneer | ||
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | ||
Have Children: |
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Administrative / Secretarial; Artistic / Musical / Writer; Executive / Management; Finance; Food Services; Labour / Construction; Medical / Dental; Sales and Marketing; Self-employed; Technical / Science / Engineering; Transportation; Agriculture | ||
Income: |
Enough |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Baptized Jehovah's Witness for: |
More than 30 years |
Monthly Service Hours: |
1-5 hours |
Disfellowship: |
I was disfellowshipped, but I am now reinstated |
Disfellowshipped Family Members: |
Yes |
Jehovah's Witnesses Family Members: |
Some of my family members are Jehovah's Witnesses |
Religious Attendance: |
I try to attend all weekly meetings/services without fail |
Hair Style: |
Medium; Straight |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial Hair: |
I have a full beard |
Body Hair: |
Light |
Sense of Humour: |
Sarcastic |
Intelligence: |
Street Smart |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party Behaviour: |
A social butterfly |
Personality Traits: |
Cautious; Funny; Optimistic; Sarcastic; Silly; Wild & Crazy |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Contentment; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Honesty; Humility; Humour; Patience; Sexiness |
Fashion Sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite Clothing: |
My pyjamas |
Favourite Colour: |
Purple |
Date Activities: |
A movie; A music concert; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Dance / Disco; Folk; Jazz; Latin; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Rock |
Reading: |
I hate it |
TV Habits: |
There're several shows I watch regularly |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Dramas; Movie Channels; Sci-Fi |
Movie Frequency: |
Once or twice a month |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Mystery; Sci-Fi; Westerns |
Interests: |
Acting; Business news; Computer & video games; Investing; Making Music; Photography; Singing |
Sport Involvement: |
Bored to death |
Sports: |
Camping; Canoeing; Flying / Gliding; Hiking; Rock climbing; Scuba diving |
Cooking: |
I cook rather than starve |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Fine Dining; Japanese; Seafood; Sushi; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
Carb-free |
Pace of Life: |
Go with the flow |
Time at Work: |
I DO have a bed in my office! |
Pastimes of choice: |
Watching TV or a movie |
Time Online: |
I'm online more than I'm offline |
Family Size: |
I'm an only child |
Family Closeness: |
We're dysfunctional |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm unlikely to move |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Cat(s); Dog(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Rodent(s); Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Reptile(s) |
Work Aspirations: |
Work fewer hours |
Dream Home: |
Loft in the city |
Retirement Plans: |
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World |
Feelings about using JWMatch: |
Nervous; Hopeful; Curious |
Honesty: |
Extremely |