In His Own Words
About Him
I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? So, why not start with the bad stuff – I am impulsive and restless at times, I cried twice like a girl when I watched “50 First Dates,” and stay up way too late way too often. I have little patience for flakes and fake people – those who smile while being angry on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure?.
I won’t open doors for you, in fact, be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom. I will not do laundry and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. I think you get the picture.
Most dating sites say that I should also talk about these four points so I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:
1. Talk about your hobbies. – kicking puppies
2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me
3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – Just an Alpha in a sea of Betas
4. Your taste in music – The Cranberries, Enya, Mazzy Star, ****cat Dolls, Indigo Girls
OK girls, waiting for your emails…go
P.S. "If you're not a liberal at 20 you have no heart if you're not a conservative at 40 you have no brain." Winston Churchill
P.P.S. if you are a libturd/socialist communist, don't bother and try educating yourself. I'm not interested in coddling morons.
About His Ideal Match
Someone who can cook and clean, and is willing to do both in lingerie.
Do I have to put this in here as a filler because I must have 20 characters
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
United States | |
Location: |
Plano, Texas | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
56 | |
Height: |
6' 3" (191cm) | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair Colour: |
None (Bald) | |
Eye Colour: |
Blue | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
None | |
Religion: |
Jehovah's Witness | |
Serving As: |
Currently not serving | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Marriage | |
Have Children: |
No | |
Want Children: |
No | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Some University / College | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the United States | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
28 - 58 | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Jehovah's Witness | ||
Serving As: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed; Divorced (Free to Remarry) | ||
Have Children: |
No; Yes, not living with me | ||
Want Children: |
No | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Baptized Jehovah's Witness for: |
More than 30 years |
Monthly Service Hours: |
None / not applicable |
Home Bible Studies: |
None |
Disfellowship: |
I have never been disfellowshipped |
Disfellowshipped Family Members: |
No |
Jehovah's Witnesses Family Members: |
None of my family members is currently a Jehovah's Witness |
Religious Attendance: |
Only on religious holidays/the Memorial only |
Hair Style: |
It's a distant memory |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial Hair: |
I have a goatee |
Body Hair: |
Hairy chest only |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Sense of Humour: |
Witty |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behaviour: |
An impartial observer |
Personality Traits: |
Cautious; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Shy; Silly; Stable |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Devotion; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness |
Fashion Sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite Clothing: |
Shorts & a T-shirt |
Favourite Colour: |
Blue |
Date Activities: |
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks |
Music Preferences: |
Country & Western; Heavy Metal; Pop / Top 40; Rock |
Reading: |
I enjoy it |
TV Habits: |
I watch a few favourite shows each week |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Documentaries; News |
Movie Frequency: |
Never |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Drama; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns |
Interests: |
Auto repair; Card games; Computer & video games; Cooking; Gardening; Reading; Surfing the Internet |
Sport Involvement: |
Watching from the couch |
Sports: |
Basketball; Bowling; Camping; Golf; Hunting; Shooting; Weight training |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; Fast food; Fine Dining; Italian; Pub Grub |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a week |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Time at Work: |
I DO have a bed in my office! |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time with the family |
Time Online: |
I check in once a day |
Family Size: |
I've got a brother |
Family Closeness: |
We're very close |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm unlikely to move |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Cat(s); Dog(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s) |
Dream Home: |
Cabin in the mountains |
Retirement Plans: |
Living in a quiet cabin in the woods |
Feelings about using JWMatch: |
Curious; Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
