In His Own Words
About Him
So instead of trying to make myself seem like the perfect man. I'm just going to give everyone a list of positives and negatives about myself and you can decide if you want to message me or not.
Negatives
• Divorced in 2019
• Already has kids and gets them every weekend
• Can't move to another area due to having said children
• Thinning hair so I keep it very short
• Keeps getting older every single day
• Has to continue breathing to stay alive
• Needs 23 hours of sleep every night to feel rested
• Makes too much money and has to burn the rest (which is terrible for the environment)
• Has a weakness to chocolate cake (if I eat any I will explode)
• Will die if injected with poison
• Likes to stick forks in electrical outlets
• Cries when looking at sunsets
• Will never cry at any other time
• Is so good looking that women pee their pants when first looking at me
• Is so charismatic women fall in love 3 seconds after opening my mouth
• Has a natural musk that is reminiscent of sandalwood and cedar planks (which usually attracts termites)
• Has no sense of humor (but an amazing sense of urgency)
• Blind in one ear and deaf in one eye
• Loves pineapple on pizza
But it's not all bad...!
About His Ideal Match
Positives
• Owns my own house
• Has a great job that I enjoy
• Very responsible
• Exceptionally loving and caring
• Is the most humble man alive
• Voted the best looking baby born in 1983 by "Good Looking Babies Weekly"
• Can calm any wild beast with just a glance
• Can talk to fish (They just don't talk back. Not because they can't, but because no one can speak English clearly under water)
• Looks like I'm 35 but am actually 80 in real life
• Has the singing voice of an angel (if they had laryngitis)
• Has the grip strength of 3 furiously enraged babies
• Can grow a 4 inch long beard in under 17 hours if I just push really hard
• Has 20/20 vision with my eyes closed (but 100/100 with them open)
• Has an extra toe which means I can count to 11
• Has a really big heart (enlarged due to serious medical condition)
If any of these traits sound good to you, you may need to seek professional help immediately. Please call your doctor before messaging me. Side effects of talking to me may include: coughing, itching, runny nose, fever, sneezing, dizziness, running away screaming, night terrors, extreme infatuation, unexpected pregnancy, migraines, blurry vision, heart palpitations, inexplicable sense of euphoria, or diarrhea.
Do not message me if you're on blood thinners, are nursing or are pregnant or plan on becoming pregnant.
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
United States | |
Location: |
Eugene, Oregon, United States | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
40 | |
Height: |
5' 10" (178cm) | |
Body Type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Black | |
Eye Colour: |
Brown | |
Ethnicity: |
Mixed | |
Home Language: |
Ask me later | |
Other Languages: |
None | |
Religion: |
Jehovah's Witness | |
Serving As: |
Publisher | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced (Free to Remarry) | |
Looking for: |
Friends; Open to possibilities; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
Yes, living with me sometimes | |
Want Children: |
Maybe | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Some University / College | |
Occupation: |
Technical / Science / Engineering | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
18 - 45 | ||
Height: |
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 6' 0" (184cm) | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous; Full figured | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Jehovah's Witness | ||
Serving As: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Married; Divorced; Widowed; Divorced (Free to Remarry) | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian; Vegan | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Baptized Jehovah's Witness for: |
More than 20 years |
Monthly Service Hours: |
1-5 hours |
Home Bible Studies: |
4 |
Jehovah's Witnesses Family Members: |
Some of my family members are Jehovah's Witnesses |
Hair Style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial Hair: |
I have a full beard |
Body Hair: |
Smooth |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Sense of Humour: |
Goofy |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party Behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality Traits: |
Cautious; Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Optimistic; Outgoing; Realistic; Silly; Stable |
Valued Qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Patience |
Fashion Sense: |
Classic (My tastes echo long-established norms) |
Favourite Clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Date Activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Meeting for coffee; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Jazz; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Rock |
Reading: |
I enjoy it |
Books: |
Best-sellers; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology; Self-help |
TV Habits: |
I mostly use my TV for news or sport |
